A few years ago my wife and I got new phones. We had to get new phone numbers too. My wife wrote her phone number down on a piece of paper that I put in my wallet and I kept it there but never programmed it into my phone. She went out of town for the weekend and I tried giving her a call. When the person I dialed picked up he had a very deep voice and answered with a, “Yeah?”
Me: Uh, [my wife’s name]?
Me: I’m sorry I have the wrong number.
I checked the number she wrote on the paper and dialed it again…
Same deep voice: Yeah?
Me: [my wife’s name]?
Him: [laughing] Nah man!
Me: Dang it! She gave me the wrong number.
Him: [laughing super hard]
Me: I’m sorry. Have a good day.
Him: [Trying to stop laughing] Hey man, hang it there. That kinda girl ain’t worth it anyways.
Me: That’s my wife.
Him: AAAHHHHH HAAAHHHH HAAAHHHH HAAAAAH [click]
I just thought about that interaction when I came across these wrong texts…
I stole these from boredpanda.com